Your horoscope for June

How people

Just when you thought you had a handle on how things worked, someone changed it again. Even coffee tastes of the ashes of your defeat. Keep smiling; it’s nothing that can’t be solved with some fava beans and a nice bottle of chianti.

Your tool of the month is Console 2.00.

Why people

A problem shared isn’t a problem solved, but ask around; you may find unexpected allies on your side. Listen to their advice. They have no idea what they’re talking about, but it’ll work anyway.

Your word of the month is etymology.

Who people

Midsummer brings the usual round of parties, mayhem and magic. There’s nothing like a practical joke between friends, but this time the joke is on you. Be careful , or you could end up looking like a bit of an ass.

Your pub of the month is the Coach and Horses in Farringdon.

When people

It’s been a difficult month, but collaboration and shared ownership finally paid off. Who’d have thought it? It’s time to give in to those generous urges and reward all that hard work. After all, you deserve it.

Your quote of the month is: Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.

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