…and says to the barman, “I’m in the bar. I’m thirsty. I have £10.23 in my wallet.”
“Great,” says the barman. “What can I get you?”
The dev looks around. “When you take that glass and put it in front of that pump there,” he says, pointing at a pump, “you should be able to fill it full of beer.”
“Guess so,” the barman says. He picks up the glass and starts pouring the pint.
The dev points to a spot in front of him on the bar. “Given the glass is full of beer, when you put it there on the bar, you should ask me for £3.80,”
“Uhuh,” the barman says. He finishes pouring the pint and puts it in front of the dev.
“You should ask me for £3.80,” the dev says again. “If you don’t, I’m going to throw… um…” He looks around again.
“You know,” the barman suggests, “if you want to learn to use Cucumber you could just start by having an ordinary conversation first.”