As I was trying to resolve my problem, I met a portfolio team with seven programmes of work.
Each programme had seven projects;
Each project had seven features;
Each feature had seven stories;
Each story had seven scenarios.
How many things did I need to resolve?
Liz Keogh, lunivore 
One. What’s the MVP?
It’s in there. Though probably easier for the people familiar with the St. Ives riddle to spot it.
Nice! Though from my sad experience you probably need to insert “epic” between project & feature 😉
Or capability 😉
“your problem”
🙂
Clever and consistent with the original. But slightly disappointed that the answer is ‘Not my problem guv’